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Know ZERO About Football? Blag Your Way Through The World Cup Group Stages With Our Survival Quote Generator

You’re in the pub, enjoying a nice cold drink, then suddenly your mate asks you “how do you think Peru will get on at the world cup this year?”. Nightmare. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just pick a team below and we’ll give you 3 quotes you can use that will shut your mate up and allow you to blag your way through the world cup, even if you know ZERO about football.

Then follow our World Cup Survival Quotes Twitter feed, for match by match quotes.

Edit: We’ll be updating the quotes for each team after every game. So if in doubt, use the latest quote.

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